I've found the meaning of life!

I've found the meaning of life!

Sinful Sunday Smiles 2

Joyfully Juicy Mr. Humbert Doodleby




Joyfully Juicy Mr. Humbert Doodleby,
Hopping and skipping all the way to the mart,
Bought a barrelful of soil in his missus' cart,
Plant, plant, plant with his paws,
Plant fetuses in the garden,
In the fields, in the woods and in the lawn.
Hurry, hurry, hurry,
Stalking the nearing dawn!

Into the house it follows,
Hidden beneath all those dingy winter clothes.
Fishy fishy aroma! Fishy fishy aroma!
Cries the missus sour!
Ma sweet wee Jesus!
Ain't thwaa bad? She blooming knows!
Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty, shivery and cold,
Bang, bang, bang! The hot metal darts blow,
Crashing on the rug see how the missus folds!

Joyfully Juicy Mr. Humbert Doodleby,
Hopping and skipping all the way to the mart once more!