The twins in happier times

Our ladies the Belisha Beacon twins lived a very content life deeply in love only till the 436th heartbeat ... sad, but true.

21 times the twins did the "Macarena" in their sad short lifespan.


Bruce Willis better known as the half cousin of Batman (note: Do not confuse with Bruce Wayne, Bruce Lee, Bruce Willis or Donald Duck) is the guy who invented and also made sleeveless t-shirts cool and a raging but America's favourite kiddy pole polisher and lover. Bruce is also responsible for destroying Jackie Chan's Soviet regime. Children just adore Mr. Candystick(that's what he tells them to call him or his...errr)

Ahh Bruce such a nice person he is no, kid?

Bruce Willis is also known as the most hard working paedophile in the North American Continent particularly in Hollywood, Wisconsin, Shanghai and more recently in North-Western Russia.

Bruce seen here enjoying some "vacation video" of his niece along with his new Chinese friends at home.

Aww that Bruce always on the look out on making new "friends"



Also, crippled people are crippled, they're not differently-abled. If you insist on using tortured language like differently-abled, then you must include all of us. We're all differently-abled. You can do things I can't do; I can do things you can't do. I can pick my nose with my thumb, and I can switch hands while masturbating and gain a stroke. We're all differently-abled. Crippled people are simply crippled. It's a perfectly honorable word. There is no shame in it. It's in the Bible: "Jesus healed the cripples." He didn't engage in rehabilitative strategies for the physically disadvantaged.

--George Carlin

Political Correctness?
Willful Ignorance to see face to face with the truth.


I was driving home from a friend's home the other night when suddenly some asshole cop stopped me and demanded the license and registration of the vehicle. And there it was, me showing him the documentations set the dumbass' fuse off! What the hell? You see cops here in Mumbai expect you to break even the pettiest of laws or traffic violations, or even if you are clean, they'd make some bullshit new "law" from the constitution which never really exists just to make a quick buck with bribing.
Evidently this jackass cop was pissed that I had all the legalities necessary expecting to hustle some cash from me. As I stood there and the idiot next to me, pretending to read all the documents and stuff for about 20 minutes! What bullshit? 20 freakin' minutes for 2 pages! PRETENDING to understand a shit about the registration! I knew this donkey dick wouldn't let me off easily for no apparent reason at all! I can see it, Officer Shinde enjoying a calm quiet evening by the fireplace with his beloved sweet smoking pipe and with some classic Sylvia Path or perhaps Tolstoy! Reading. What a pseudo!

Off. Shinde enjoying some literature by the fireplace.

You can't get out of the house after 12 without some asshole drunk "lawman" pissing me off stating some code from the bullshit constitution of our nation stating that they could easily turn you in for err.... returning back home late in the night? All this crap just to extort something as low as mere 20 bucks (If you're eternally broke like me then it's settled for as low as 10). SHAMELESS BASTARDS!

We live in a damn police state. Cops are getting away with too much, too easily these days. The whole constitution is irrelevant. These bastards along with all the politicians have way too much power, getting more bullshit laws passed to take away even more rights from the public. If there isn't anything for them to do( which of course is untrue, there's a lot to do but as if they cared about stuff like some little girl getting raped and killed and the culprit still out. Free.), they shouldn't resort to digging up things to get someone in trouble. They should go around and kick these idiots that I see everyday at the station teasing or sliding their legs on the floor from the fast moving trains just to "impress" or more accurately to scare women. Stupid idiots!


This Infidel Blog post or the Infidel author will be destroyed by an angry Terrorist/Muslim/Fred Flintstone/This Guy.

I'm tired of all this JIHAD!! shit flying around everywhere these days. It's gotten to the point where a day won't pass by where you won't come across some dick-less jackass running down the street and blowing his/her shit up into a million pieces just when I'm about to enjoy an episode of The IT Crowd. Even the bimbo I picked up from the bar the other night kept on yelling JIHAD!! whenever I asked what her name was, but still boned her in the end. JIHAD!! INDEED!

JIHAD!! is an Arabic word which literally means P-A-R-T-Y!!! However, in modern usage it refers to a hobby that focuses on blowing up excess people from this planet by strapping bombs to terminally ill patient volunteers or the complete cast of the Titanic. JIHAD!! is also the new slogan for the new advertisement campaign by Prophet Muhammad as a marketing tool to increase the sales of his favourite science fiction novel Koran ( the autobiography of the Backstreet Boys) to gain market share from arch rival Jesus Christ's The Holy Bible of the same genre. Christ Enterprises still hold the market share by 57 % JIHAD!! is also the national sport of Syria.

JIHAD!! is nothing but good ol' bullshitting. It makes my blood boil, if you'd slit my throat right now, hot boiling blood would squirt out and burn your eyes and face out! Being tricked and encouraged into believing that they will spend all of eternity in paradise with 20? 40? 800 virgins eh? Yeah right! Incessant giggling, nagging and strong convictions that a kiss on the cheek will "rock your world".THEY ARE VIRGINS FOR A REASON! GET IT DUMBASS? Give me some dirty, real dirty hot ass fuckers instead and I might join myself!

JIHAD!! usually occurs before the applicants have met the virgins.(That's where young Jihadi applicants are tricked you see)

Ever wonder why all these JIHAD!! folks blow up innocent people in the name of religion and to "cleanse" the world? Here are some of the reasons:

  • Islam vs Islam
  • Islam vs Christianity
  • Islam vs Buddhism
  • Islam vs Atheism
  • Islam vs Mike Tyson
  • Islam vs The Hulk
  • Islam vs Batman
  • Islam vs Zombies
  • Islam vs Your mom
  • Islam vs Babies
  • Islam vs People who write "your" instead of "you're"
  • Islam vs lol, LOL LOL!
  • Islam vs Google
  • Islam vs You
  • Islam vs Me
  • Islam vs Dupree
  • Islam vs Earth
  • Islam vs Solar System
  • Islam vs Paris Hilton
  • Islam vs Windows 95, 98, XP, Vista
  • Islam vs JIHAD!!
  • Islam vs <(insert name)>
  • Islam vs Hinduism
  • Hindus have approximately 92430057321100583562118 gods.  Allah: 1 (Hindus win this one!)
  • Heated arguments between Jesus and Muhammad about who uses better personal grooming products.

  • 50 Cent & Sean Kingston
  • JIHAD!!
  • Yawn....
  • You are a mouth-breather!!!.................JIHAD!!!

  • I wonder what's on T.V right now?
  • HOLI HAI!!!(Amitabh Bachchan dancing in background)

Aww what a beautiful heavenly place!   .............JIHAD!!!

  • JIHAD!!
  • ONE MORE TIME....Like you don't care...
  • JIHAD!!

' How Cute!   ..................JIHAD!!

  • You still reading this?
  • Apparently I should!
  • JIHAD!!
  • Coldplay

JIHAD these assholes!! WHAT A RIP OFF!

Muslims, Hindus, Catholics, Jihadists, Kittens, Coldplay fans(?), and  your mom, now want to "JIHAD!!" my ass!