"BAISE MOI" IS WHAT SHE SAID TO ME...


It was a fine sunny morning as I walked the streets of downtown Paris with my best pal Mr. Henry Turkey invisible to everything except me, when I saw her. HER! AUDREY TAUTOU! In her heavenly true physical self. I could smell her sweet stimulating aroma stirred in the hot French air. I stood there dazed, mesmerized by her unparalleled splendor and exquisiteness and when she was just about to disappear back to heaven, she looked at me! AUDREY TAUTOU LOOKED AT ME! I was in her brain! Audrey-chan looked at me and noticed my existence! Her brain received this information and burned me into her memory. I was......I AM a part of Audrey now! The rest of the day is a blur as all I can really remember is some women screaming in French and a lot of pain. All I wanted was to feel her... Regardless of the "eventful" first meeting, my persistence paid off I guess as I'm now doing Miss Amelie Poulain herself!


Enjoying a coffee break during the shoot of Amelie(2001)

"Oooh Baise Moi Sean!"
 

 Sex Tape "leaked" here.


People don't know what the hell does "Baise moi" means!

Is something better than nothing?

HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN



Bang Bang shoot shoot! That's some Tender Lovin' for you!